A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.
Name: Call me Sue!
Write drunk, edit sober.
Explaining a joke is like going to prom with your sister.
“Who cares about pretty? I'm going for noticeable.”
"When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings." - Heathers circa (1988)
I'm not heartless, I just learned to use my heart less.